tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325831766839100869.post5028399077349176143..comments2023-05-14T02:05:42.218-07:00Comments on shushie: Resume trends for job seekers and the insane!shushiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00034870853291366137noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325831766839100869.post-61282618418567494602010-04-27T15:39:06.355-07:002010-04-27T15:39:06.355-07:00That's it, I'm updating my resume to refle...That's it, I'm updating my resume to reflect my ninja status. I have no idea what the fuck that even means, but who cares, right? BUZZ WORDS, FOREVER!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325831766839100869.post-609825295583488002010-04-27T13:55:28.791-07:002010-04-27T13:55:28.791-07:00You think "ninja" is bad? It's just...You think "ninja" is bad? It's just the next step. There are already businesspeople running around calling themselves "black belts." Yet this is totally acceptable. How long until some IT consulting firm creates a ninja certification? You can't just let anybody call themselves a ninja! They should be certified! I think I'll start calling myself the first accounting sniper.<br /><br />On second thought, these ninjas might just be afficianados of <a href="http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2010/04/new_insane_clown_posse_video_m.php" rel="nofollow">the Insane Clown Posse</a>.Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16039556080218142635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325831766839100869.post-68751993060329978602010-04-26T19:31:32.707-07:002010-04-26T19:31:32.707-07:00Yeah, I put myself through school too, but my pare...Yeah, I put myself through school too, but my parents didn't seem to mind supporting my brother become Van Wilder. I am thankful he doesn't ask for cash at least, just resumes and for me to extend the due dates on the video games he checks out.shushiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00034870853291366137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325831766839100869.post-45794709990669862942010-04-26T16:36:29.367-07:002010-04-26T16:36:29.367-07:00As the older sister, I feel your pain. Like, it&#...As the older sister, I feel your pain. Like, it's my fault that I went to college (that I paid for--and still am paying for every month until I'm 89 years old) and got a degree, then a job, then a master's degree, then a real job while baby bro sat on his ass, got drunk every night, raked up ridiculous cell phone and bar bills? I guess maybe you can be hopeful that maybe he can get a real job and stop hitting you up for money?I got a master's degree for this?https://www.blogger.com/profile/15215187841910111846noreply@blogger.com