dream job?

Since they aren't hiring people to bottle feed the new baby leopards at the zoo, I think my next idea on my fantasy job wishlist would be curator for the Museum of Bad Art. Maybe I could start my own library or museum...?
Actually, what I need to get to work on is writing some reanimated human corpse fiction over a literary classic (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - 15% new material!) so that I can get into a Hollywood bidding war before said book is even published.

children r stoopid

These were actually written by middle school students, not elementary:

"The Library of Congress is where congressmen go to steal books."
"Copyright is using the copier the right way."
"Plagiarism is when you copy someone without them finding out."
"Literature is long stories in tiny letters with no fun happening."

Warrior Librarian

Am I a luddite?

Apparently I might be because I'm not a fan of the Kindle, or Kindle 2 even. If Kindle owners can like books, why must it be assumed the book lovers can't like Kindle? Even though I don't.
Do Kindle owners hate books

Just another library blog.

A new place for me to complain, blather about library related topics, and ponder the truly weird aspects of my chosen profession. But first some Married to The Sea:





I like that the scanner goes "bloop"!