A short man with shoulder length silver hair and a cowboy-styled mustache approaches the information desk:
Greystache: I can't seem to find any books about the materials needed to build a labyrinth.
Me: (tries to wipe the judgmental "uhhhh..?" off my face as I preform a search) I'm not finding anything in our collection either. We have the movie Labyrinth, a book about Labyrinth fish, and another book titled Dating Again: A Labyrinth of Choices.
Greystache: Is the movie about building labyrinths?
Me: No, it's an 80's David Bowie movie with some muppets.
Greystache: You mean you don’t have any books on the subject?
Me: No books, would you like me to try searching our databases for--
Greystache:(interrupting and shaking his head) I’m shocked. Frankly I’m shocked